Voter Fraud Begone!

I'm really glad to be back in the city so that I can vote, but I just got a case of anxiety listening to a radio show about election fraud. This morning started out great though. My dentist said my teeth were boring, there were no cavities and he gave me an election day discount. The sun was shining, birds were singing. When I got to the polls, kids were crying, there were lines. There was yelling. Miraculously, I didn't have to wait, it took me 2 minutes to vote, but I walked out a little disappointed. I wanted to get to know the people in line, make faces at the babies. Talk about the excitement. Then there were no stickers that said I voted, so I couldn't get any of the free stuff that's being given out to voters. Starbucks coffee, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, Krispy Kreme donuts, vibrator at Babeland! Now I'm back at my messy apartment trying to figure out how to organize all the pictures I've taken of food from my last job this summer.